WATCH GOSSIP GIRL’S “THEY SHOOT HUMPHREYS DON’T THEY?” HERE!!
In case anyone wasn’t aware, Gossip Girl is my poison of choice. I love the fashion, the drama, Jenny Humphreys, and Serena Van Der Woodsen. The show and the books have this snarkiness that was sort of unparalleled at the time of it’s publishing.
Anyways this episode was, AMAZING! So much so I felt the need to blog about it. I may reveal the plot below which is why I took the liberty of posting the episode above so you could watch before you read!
Blair and Serena: B and S are still having a fight. N and C decide to make them patch things up. They trap them in an elevator and leave them there until they work things out.
Blair and Jenny: Its time for the Cotillion and B assigns herself to be J’s mentor. J is fine with this until she finds the perfect escort. When she does she snubs B reminding her that her era is over. B decides to take revenge and along with E decide to make a new queen.
Eric and Jonathan: After finding out J cant dance E decides to help her. When he hears of her woes with finding an escort he offers his boyfriend, Jonathan. Jonathan goes along with it at first but when he realizes that E is manipulating people so that J doesn’t keep her place as Queen, he breaks up with him.
A New Queen: As part of the ploy to dethrone J, a new hopeful is brought into the mix, Kira Abernathy. K, who was once in social oblivion finds herself quickly in the middle of a social battle for the crown of the UES, with herself being pushed into the gauntlet. At the end of the episode, after losing B’s support(B returns her support to J) K gains E’s, who vows that the next time, J is going down for good.
Trip and Serena: The Congressman hires S to be the Media Relations Specialist for his campaign. He then realizes teh attraction he feels and second guesses his decision. When S finds this out, she goes to resign but after a lovely turn of events, decides otherwise.
Dan and Olivia and Vanessa:The menage a trois has finally happened. After O begins to be pushed to take a movie project, D and V decide that it’s time to intercede. They began going down the list of 15 things to do before leaving college in an attempt to make O stay and number 15 is having a threesome, no doubt influenced by Britney Spears’ “3”.
WILL E BE ABLE TO TAKE DOWN J AND REPLACE HER WITH K?? OR WILL HE END UP VYING FOR THE CROWN HIMSELF WITH K ONLY AS COLLATERAL DAMAGE??
CAN T AND S BE ALL WORK AND NO PLAY OR IS S THE NEW LEWINSKY??
HAVE B AND S MADE UP FOR GOOD OR IS THERE DRAMA RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER FOR THE TWO OF THEM?? B DIDN’T LOOK TOO HAPPY S DIDN’T TAKE HER ORDER
WAS THE EXPERIENCE D, O, AND V HAD ENOUGH FOR ONE TIME, OR ARE WE LOOKING AT THE START OF A NEW RELATIONSHIP?? BETCHA CAN’T DO IT JUST ONCE!!
AND IN ALL OF THIS, WILL G BE BACK?? SHE’S ALWAYS LURKING SOMEWHERE AND ALTHOUGH WE SAW HER RIDING OFF INTO THE SUNSET WITH SOME PRINCE, WE KNOW SHE LOVES TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE!!
CAN’T WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK
Catch the GG cast in their duties off the air!!
Blake Lively- Serena on the cover of NYLON MAG
Leighton Meester-Blair in her own music video with Robin Thicke