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Category: Lola

Jennifer Lopez in Brandy’s Louboutins

LISTEN TO JENNIFER LOPEZ, JLO, LOLA, OR WHATEVER WE’RE SUPPOSED TO CALL HER ON HER LEAKED TRACK LOUBOUTINS


http://www.divshare.com/flash/playlist?myId=9427954-205

So Lola, JLo, or Jennifer Lopez, which ever you prefer has seen the leak of her first single. Now you may be a bit confused seeing as many people thought “Fresh Out the Oven” would be the first single but alas, Epic changed it up at the last minute and decided that was only to be a heater track and this was to be the first single of the album, entitled love?

Now I’d heard about the track a few weeks ago, although I hadn’t been able to listen to it and the story I heard was that the track was made for Brandy first. After some digging I found that indeed the track was made by Tricky Stewart and The Dream for Brandy but when she left Epic they decided to pawn it off on Brandy.

While most people say the song isn’t a first listen shocker they hope it will be a “grower”. I’ve frankly listened to it over 5 times and it’s only grown a tad on me. The track is mundane, and is what I’ve begun to think of JLo, late, tired… and just not “Fresh Out the Oven.” This doesn’t mean I won’t play it every once in a while, it’s just that it’s not going to become the anthem, and neither will you find me bumping it while I play around on the computer.

BOTTOM LINE: WITH AN ARTIST THAT IS APPARENTLY HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS I WOULD HOPE THAT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE IN HER HEAD COULD COME OUT WITH A HOT TRACK BUT… THIS ONE TO ME IS MUNDANE AT BEST.

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MTV tries to push GagaBey fans to Lola

THOROUGHLY AGGRAVATED!

So here’s how it went down. Today I’ve been on edge hyping up the Lady Gaga, Beyonce collaboration on Videophone, but at the same time I’m sad because I have basketball when the video is supposed to drop!

I go to basketball, and I’m thinking that maybe coach will be a fan too and let us out early(no such luck) but instead he holds us 30 minutes late. From there I rush to PMo auditions, and after waiting for everyone else I conduct auditions for my set(the kids auditioned to Took the Night by Chelley and loved it!).

So I rush back to the computer ready to satisfy my withdrawals that I can sense coming on, only to find NO VIDEO! I checked Youtube and I get nothing but some stupid SPOOFS and some picture from Perez Hilton, and you know how I feel about that… THING. I assume that MTV is just on their Superman-ish and just have been pouncing on every video Youtube puts up. So I head on over to MTV.

I see something about J.Lo and keep it moving, home girl is old news to me right now. I type in Videophone and articles come up! I go on Twitter and cry for help, and no one answers. Well for a while anyway.

Finally I get this:

Ahmier: @markese Lmao. Yea, as of now – it’s non existent

I am LIVID! So I go back to MTV and decide to check out this MTV thing with J.Lo and I see something that makes my brain connect. Lola is this artist I’ve been trying to find out about and J.Lo is Lola. It’s Lola’s alterego. Watch the clip:

http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:453207

So then my brain begins to work and I realize what has just happened. MTV has built up all of this hype for the Beyonce, Gaga video that’s going to drop. They KNOW that the fans of these two artists are loyal and predominately gay or female that are into sass and dramatics and they’ve decided to dupe them into liking the new J.Lo. While we wait for the Videophone video we are supposed to watchc the other video that’s in it’s place and fall in love with Lola. Pure genius.

BOTTOM LINE: LOLA LOOKS ALRIGHT BUT I WANT MY BEYONCE AND LADY GAGA VIDEO!! GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!